‘You are in no way a Daily Mail reader. You probably still think unemployment is caused by a lack of jobs and not by unfettered hordes of asylum-seeking lesbians and scrounging single mothers flooding into the country from JohnnyForeignerLand. Try wearing a navy blue blazer and driving a middle-range Lexus a bit more.’
HOW DAILY MAIL ARE YOU?
(Answer the following questions a, b, or c. Tot up your score at the end to see how you did)
1) You discover your next-door neighbour has lost his job of 30 years. What do you do?
a. Ask him if there’s anything you can do to help him out until he finds a new job.
b. Check your professional contacts to see if there are any job openings you can find that may be suitable for him.
c. Get together a posse of like-minded, hard-working neighbours and chase him and his family out of town with pitchforks and torches before they drive house prices down even further.
2) You fancy doing something relaxing and entertaining. What do you choose to do?
a. Spend a night in with a take-away and a good film on the telly.
b. Go for a long walk followed by a pub lunch.
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